Perks of Being An Asshole as observed and written by yours truly
The abundance of asshole in the world has been rapidly increasing overtime. What could be the possible reason for this tragic phenomena? Lack of attention? Lust for popularity? Or simply a hunt for a one-way ticket to an unsuccessful life? Hm, scratch that last one. That’s already given.
One of the prevailing inquiries regarding this matter is; Why do they do it? One thing’s for sure, they put other people down to put themselves up. Kind of stupid and selfish but I guess it’s already their way of life.
Signs of Being an Asshole
- Doing everything just to piss you off. As the popular belief might go, “When someone pisses you off big time, he has a crush on you.” Hate to burst your bubble buddy, but he DOESN’T have a crush on you. They’re just people pure of bullshit with the seemingly loathsome goal in life: to piss the shit out of you.
- Another sign of being an asshole is when he only approaches you when he needs something. Don’t be so oblivious. Accept the fact that you are his supply storage.
- When you feel like they’re talking shit behind your back. It’s no longer just a feeling. It’s the truth. Asshole are NEVER afraid of someone overhearing a conversation discussing how much they hate a person. Eavesdroppers are non-existent to them, unless they are the one’s who do the deed.
How To Get Rid of an Asshole
- You can’t
- You won’t
- You don’t
- wait actually you do, you just ignore them and they’ll leave you on their own will holla
Thank you for reading yadah yadah yadah
